Ovary massage
“Honey, with all due respect, this ain’t my first rodeo. That wand has massaged my ovaries more times than my husband has... Read More
Raising my glass to 2014
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What can I say? Two thousand fourteen was ah-maze-ing! While I’m a teensy bit sad to see it go, I’m even more... Read More
My public apology to Shutterfly
Mr. John BorisChief Marketing OfficerShutterfly Inc. Dear Mr. Boris, Please accept my most sincere apology. Following last week’s snafu I reacted abruptly. The email provoked... Read More
Happiness. The rest is icing on the cake.
This weekend my heart was filled with rainbows. I’m pretty sure a unicorn ran around in there too. The love that I received... Read More
Another month. Another period.
As a female in her later thirties, you think I would be used to getting my period by now. After all, it’s... Read More
“Do you have children?”
“No, we don’t.” And queue “oh shit, what door have I opened” combined with “you’re almost 40 and women are put on this... Read More
Silver Lining
Cancer free. Yes she is. She kicked. Holy sh*t, she kicked it!!! I finally believe it. It has sunk in. While a journey still lies ahead,... Read More
